*insert title when can be arsed*
I was going to write a big rant about how people should stop blaming Big Day Out rganisers from "discouraging" the Australian flag this Thursday and instead look at the real problem - pissed, allegedly patriotic bogans, but I can't be arsed.
In fact, I can't be arsed with anything at the moment.
I was set up with a boy at the wedding on the weekend. He was s nice boy. But I just couldn't be arsed putting in any effort and having a conversation with him, then quickly turning the topic of conversation to sex and taking him back to my B&B to shag him rotten. Couldn't. Be. Arsed.
I met a friend for lunch today. She talked the whole time. I only barely listened, and didn't contribute at all. Couldn't. Be. Arsed.
My semi-work crush came into the office. It took all the strength I had to care enough to maintain lively banter for half an hour. Even a boy I find ridiculously shaggable and I just couldn't be arsedn (although this may have worked in my favour as I neither said anything dumb nor walked into any poles).
I have so much work to do at both jobs. Can't be arsed.
I have a job interview on Wednesday I should be studying for, so as to avoid the humiliation of another pop quiz gone bad. Can't be arsed.
All I want to do I sit around, maybe watch some tv, maybe snooze a little. Surf the net a bit and not have to think. Instead I am working two jobs, have the Big Day Out on Thursday (my first day off in forever) and then the Australia Day weekend of working fun to look forward to.
I just can't be arsed.
In fact, I can't be arsed with anything at the moment.
I was set up with a boy at the wedding on the weekend. He was s nice boy. But I just couldn't be arsed putting in any effort and having a conversation with him, then quickly turning the topic of conversation to sex and taking him back to my B&B to shag him rotten. Couldn't. Be. Arsed.
I met a friend for lunch today. She talked the whole time. I only barely listened, and didn't contribute at all. Couldn't. Be. Arsed.
My semi-work crush came into the office. It took all the strength I had to care enough to maintain lively banter for half an hour. Even a boy I find ridiculously shaggable and I just couldn't be arsedn (although this may have worked in my favour as I neither said anything dumb nor walked into any poles).
I have so much work to do at both jobs. Can't be arsed.
I have a job interview on Wednesday I should be studying for, so as to avoid the humiliation of another pop quiz gone bad. Can't be arsed.
All I want to do I sit around, maybe watch some tv, maybe snooze a little. Surf the net a bit and not have to think. Instead I am working two jobs, have the Big Day Out on Thursday (my first day off in forever) and then the Australia Day weekend of working fun to look forward to.
I just can't be arsed.
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I blame January. It sucks.
I hear the cannot be arsed.
I need a large bottle of wine. And possible a good cry. Stat.
Doesn't sound that positive Mel. Especially when you are passing up shagging/flirting opportunities.
Go see a doctor.
W, if you are going to cry, don't waste a good bottle of wine - just get a big cheap one.
Anything else I can do to help anyone?
I want those thongs!
I can't even be arsed writing a post today. Maybe I am sick or something... Or I just need more beer. Yep, more beer stat!
Then have a day off from blogging, Mel.
I'll come out of retirement for a guest post over on TWG while you gather your muses...
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